Wednesday, February 21, 2007

Onion Parody: Child Safety Experts Warn

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WASHINGTON, DC—The Department of Health and Human Services issued a series of guidelines Monday designed to help parents curtail their children's boundless imaginations, which child-safety advocates say have the potential to rival motor vehicle accidents and congenital diseases as a leading cause of disability and death among youths ages 3 to 14.

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Added McMillan: "Remember, if you see a single sparkle of excitement in their eyes, you haven't done enough."