"Well, children we have begun the block of instruction on how a bill becomes law. We will move onto killer subcommittees, stacking committees and how to write a budget in a locked back room.
"Then our next block will focus on local government. It will focus on the Knox County Commission and explain the advantages of appointed office holders, nepotism and the horrors of terms limits."
(Are we really sure we want to introduce Civics into the classroom? Wouldn't sex education be less damaging to our youth?)